Age of Conan Stories

[Sagremor]

Anyone got any good aoc stories from forums or made themselves?

[Song]

I was once a little barbarian, I had a shiny chest and a big axe I couldn't hold.

Since I've grown up I still remain hairless but I have big biceps now and I use my axe to wreak untold agony on poor unfortunate souls.

The end.

[Vorin]

Autobiographical tales dont count !

[Sagremor]

very conan esque song

[Song]

Rawr bark grrr went the wolf as he bit down through my femur.

Blood spurted out and covered my finely honed torso in a crimson blanket.

After drinking from the blood of several virgins my leg miraculously grew back and the world was complete.

I laughed the laugh of the gods and eat the heads of small children.

[Incurus]

BY CROM!

-decapitates Song-

--the end--

[Harkain]

most of the conan world is based of short stories and novels rather than full lenght books, it's also written in a time where it was considered quite shameless as it speaks freely of nudity and such things.

It realy is alot like "by crom wench, stand beside me and admire my blood drenched muscles!"

That said i love the stories and i am atm reading the collected stories about conan from mr.howard.

ps: song is a lady of ill repute.

[Song]

I drank the blood of my enemies.

I bathed in the blood of their families.

I swam in the blood of their animals.

I cried not once at the end of their lives.

The End

[Sagremor]

im sure u just post random crap to rack up posts lol

[Song]

im sure u just post random crap to rack up posts lol

Let see, my previous post contained Prose.

Your previous post contained nothing related to this forum at all.

So who is posting random crap?!?

[Sagremor]

that's hardly an answer, evasion means acceptance

[raendoos]

So who is posting random crap?!?

He raised his mighty sword to the heavens and was swallowed by a passing dragon.

Well its not me

[Song]

that's hardly an answer, evasion means acceptance

Delusion means licking windows.

[Sagremor]

i think your the delluded one if you want to lick windows

[Song]

i think your the delluded one if you want to lick windows

I, always capitalize.

deluded - when trying to offend or counter a discussion or debate on a forum it always pays to check your spelling.

Grammar - read back what you type and ask yourself, 'Am I likely to inflict more pain on myself by typing this or should I just accept I'm out of my depth and walk away? Whilst a university education has provided me with an over inflated sense of self-accomplishment and confidence I feel that my debating skills in an online environment will more than likely let me down due to my overall slackness in learning my native tongue, the diction, grammar and general sentence structure.'

[Sagremor]

if all you can do it pick typos when no-one writes in proper english anyway on forums you really need to get a life

[Opaline]

Yawn

Not enough characters so ....

... yawn again :p

(there might have been the odd giggle between the yawns too - who knows :D)

[Sagremor]

why do my threads always get derailed?

[Song]

if all you can do it pick typos when no-one writes in proper english anyway on forums you really need to get a life

I'm not picking typos I'm trying to pass on small nuggets of information to you in the vain hope that you'll realise that you need to step up your forum flaming game if you're to stand tall with the true trolls of this domain :D :D

Otherwise prepare to be sconed!

[Sagremor]

considering your line of argument comes from a word you made up, I don't even need to take up your challenge as it is already won

[raendoos]

1. sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.


Just because Song added it to the nation's vocabulary does not make it less of a word. My bet is that it will be in the new version of the Oxford English. :D

[Sagremor]

the word sconey just looks like the adaptation for the european word for rabbit coney

[raendoos]

Congratulations! You won an Age of Conan Closed Beta Key from mmolecule!

Not much of a story but I will have one soon :D:D:D:D

[Incurus]

i hate j00

[Sagremor]

thats actually really lucky mate coz didnt they only have 500?

[Song]

You have been sconed!

[raendoos]

Yep 500 to give away. Now if only i had set up an RDP to home i could start downloading now :(

[Sagremor]

rdp whats that?

[Senton]

Remote Desktop Protocol

[Sagremor]

what is it? what does it do?

[Incurus]

https://secure.logmein.com/

Have a peek

[Senton]

Yeah, just means you can control your PC from a remote location for stuff like, managing files, changing settings or in this case downloading a shiny new AoC client whilst at work.

:)

[raendoos]

Exactly.................................. message too short sucks