Age of Conan Stories

**Sagremor** · 15-04-2008, 02:05 PM

Anyone got any good aoc stories from forums or made themselves?

**Song** · 22-04-2008, 03:18 PM

I was once a little barbarian, I had a shiny chest and a big axe I couldn't hold.

Since I've grown up I still remain hairless but I have big biceps now and I use my axe to wreak untold agony on poor unfortunate souls.

The end.

**Vorin** · 22-04-2008, 03:25 PM

Autobiographical tales dont count !

**Sagremor** · 22-04-2008, 04:42 PM

very conan esque song

**Song** · 22-04-2008, 05:28 PM

Rawr bark grrr went the wolf as he bit down through my femur.

Blood spurted out and covered my finely honed torso in a crimson blanket.

After drinking from the blood of several virgins my leg miraculously grew back and the world was complete.

I laughed the laugh of the gods and eat the heads of small children.

**Incurus** · 22-04-2008, 05:40 PM

BY CROM!

-decapitates Song-

--the end--

**Harkain** · 22-04-2008, 06:03 PM

most of the conan world is based of short stories and novels rather than full lenght books, it's also written in a time where it was considered quite shameless as it speaks freely of nudity and such things.

It realy is alot like "by crom wench, stand beside me and admire my blood drenched muscles!"

That said i love the stories and i am atm reading the collected stories about conan from mr.howard.

ps: song is a lady of ill repute.

**Song** · 28-04-2008, 05:42 PM

I drank the blood of my enemies.

I bathed in the blood of their families.

I swam in the blood of their animals.

I cried not once at the end of their lives.

The End